Fun little internet toy called “Lost in Translation” which “Babelizes” anywords you care to enter. I made sure to check the box to include Chinese, Japenese and Korean. Then I entered the sentence “I am the very model of a modern Major General.”
My result was:
The design of the device of the trowel of the beginning has taste of
conductors in the morning I today.
Quite. As it says on the site
As of September 2003, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations in another. But the software is not equipped for 10 consecutive translations of the same piece of text.