For those not in the know, Tillamook is a regional dairy company well-known in the Pacific Northwest for very high-quality cheese, ice cream, etc.
My wife was flipping through some advertisements yesterday and said “Oh, Tillamook beef jerky.” (Pause) “What we do when the cows run dry.”
After picking myself off the floor a minute later and finally getting my laughter under control, I found that, sadly, this was not really their slogan.
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